the bible

breaking up with people you dont date
i refer to her as the "god girl," not because she's featured on godsgirls.com, but because she's into god. like the first time we met in person she said something that tripped me out, and i said something that tripped her out, and she tried to make what i believe was a compromise and state, "im not really a practicing christian but i like to think of myself as a child of god." this tripped me out a lot, probably more than if she had just said "im a christian." because it sounds like she belongs to a cult, something less dangerous than a major religion but still capable of inflicting immediate physical harm. but... she was cute, and i dont know... i really wasnt into anything else she talked about, except maybe briefly. shes a professional chef (but still weighs around 100 lbs so im not even sure i believe that), and a amateur comedian. ive never seen her perform but she laid out some jokes on me and they often referenced jesus. so this whole experience trips me out.

ive spent less time around this person as time goes on. lately, i dont even care. but she calls me every once in a while and i tend to pick up the phone. this morning she called to tell me about how her drunk friend ruined the get-together she threw for him last night. she said she also watched bill maher's "religulous." this intrigued me because i wanted to know what she thought, given she was a "child of god" and all. she said her take on it was that Bill was pensive, unsure of what he believed, and making fun of religious people was all for entertainment purposes... because he's a comedian. i said, "but didn't you watch the ending?" the ending is basically a call to arms for athiests and agnostics to make an impact on social and political happenings as to prevent further violence in the world (as perpetrated on behalf of religious agendas). i said, "the film does have a thesis. its not ambivalent." she said a lot of other things that made me ask myself why i even talk to her. i finally said, "please shut up or im going to end up hating you." she hung up. good riddance.

okay, so other than that? yesterday, i did some crazy DP with mark wood and adrianna nicole. mark and adrianna were supposed to be a married couple having relationship problems. i was supposed to be their plumber and a way to spice up the sex life. the director thought it would be a great idea to have us hump on the shower floor while the shower was running. this caused such questions from the cameramen, like, "can we make the water a bit colder to get rid of some of the steam in here? its fogging up the lens?" "not if you want us to keep our erections... i think thats more important for the situation." we won that one, and kept our erections. still, i cant say this was a particularly fun scene as i spent a lot of time squatting, penetrating (that was fun), and holding myself up by the shower handles.

i did some other scenes this week. one was with a young hungarian girl, the second ive worked with in the past two months. im thinking hungary is not a bad place to visit if everyone there is as cute as those two.

now its the 4th of july and i have no plans. its kind of great, but i wish there was a BBQ somewhere (that i was invited to) so i could swing by to pick up some good food. cause i dont know how to cook anything. maybe thats why i was interested in the "god girl."

tomorrow my dad and his wife are coming to visit.

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