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sick
i did a scene with a girl named coco for the second time on tuesday. but the second time she was coughing and sneezing and telling me she had taken anti-biotics and shouldn't be contagious. i knew better, but still cary much of the youthful attitude of invulnerability with me everywhere i go, and so assumed because i most likely take better care of myself than she does, that i would not catch her cold. but i was wrong, and im sure it registered when i stood over her, stroking my erect penis, while she convulsed in her coughing sputters, when i said to the director, eon, "do you think i should just pop on her like this?" to which he responded, "that's a little more 'jock' than im used to."

so by the following evening i had a runny nose, and the day after inflamed sinuses, fever, and all the symptoms of winter illness. but i had to work so i did the same thing my new co-talent. "im just getting over a cold," i told her. "so i shouldn't be contagious." what a fucking liar. hah.

and then the following night, which was last night, i still decided to go out with my friend to the release party of eon's new movie, "on my dirty knees," in which i play an artist of micro-fame (but still capable of seducing young girls... or girls of similar age). at the party, i was whisked on stage by the infamous miss kitty to perform oral sex on a large black dildo protruding from the pelvis of my (female) costar from the movie. its been a while since i sucked cock, but i think i did well.

today, i slept mostly. wrote some paper(s) for school. got recognized from naughty america at the local chipotle. talked a bit with my new singer/songwriter friend, adrian.

anything else?

probably.

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